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"One does not simply walk into the kitchen... without paying the snack tax."
Behold the Son of the Steward! Our Boromir Cat Magnet captures the most dramatic feline in Middle-earth, complete with Gondorian armor, his trusty horn, and that iconic "hand gesture" as he explains the grave complexity of the situation (usually involving an empty food bowl).
He is sworn to protect your fridge from the forces of Mordor (roommates stealing leftovers) and will sound the Horn of Gondor loudly at 5 AM if his demands aren't met.
Why it’s a noble choice:
Iconic Meme Parody: The perfect mashup of Boromir's famous "One does not simply..." speech and the demanding nature of cats.
Strong & Secure: Features a powerful magnetic backing strong enough to hold up against the Great Eye (or just hold up your take-out menus).
Vibrant Detail: High-quality printing that captures his dramatic expression and detailed armor.
Durable Finish: Coated with a protective layer to survive kitchen spills and battles.
The Perfect Gift For:
Meme Lovers: Anyone who still quotes the movie daily.
Cat Owners with Dramatic Pets: For the cat that acts like every missed meal is a tragedy.
LOTR Collectors: A hilarious addition to a geeky fridge or locker.
"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing... as a red laser dot."
Product features
- Matte finish with full-color print
- Durable vinyl material with black backing
- Water- and weather-resistant for outdoor use
- Five size options to fit different surfaces
- Bright, crisp colors with long-lasting print
Care instructions
- Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
Boromir Cat Magnet
$8.99